Stupid People Should Wear Signs....

We are picking up our boat tomorrow and so we went shopping at Wal-Mart to pick up some needed items. PFDs (Personal Flotation Devices), docking rope, marine fire extinguisher, anchor etc. I recalled reading or hearing this description of a boat somewhere... a hole in the water lined with fiberglass into which you pour money! Oh, I digress, back to Wal-Mart. As we were checking out all of our very obviously boat related purchases the cashier said "Do you have a boat?" It was all Ron could do not to reply "No, we are just buying all this stuff in case we find one someday! HERE'S YOUR SIGN!"